Riding The Gravy Train: March 2019

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Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Shorting HLF (Herbalife)


Over the past decade Herbalife has been a contentious stock for reasons we encourage readers to research if interested.

Basically it's a multi-level-marketing company selling herbal supplements.

Sticking to charts, as we normally do, we see compelling reasons to be short.

On a long-term view we see price peaks have been along a line of resistance stretching back a remarkable 14 years:


On closer view, we see a 15-month up trend recently broken:


Not shown on these charts is that HLF has fallen below its 200-day moving average and is at a nearly 4-month low despite equities overall having enjoyed one of history's greatest 3-month rallies to start this year.

We're already short Herbalife at an average of $57 and are encouraged in our position today that makrets have bounced big, yet as of this writing HLF is down 2% on the day.

It should perform even worse once the next bear market leg in global stocks soon resumes.

It's trading at $53.90 and we suggest covering should it cross above $60.00


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Monday, March 25, 2019

Tesla Inc. (TSLA): Detecting "Potential" Fraud In Real Time


A brilliant presentation recently given at U. Penn Wharton.

Link opens a .pdf document.

Tesla Inc. (TSLA): Detecting "Potential" Fraud In Real Time


We are double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.




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Sunday, March 24, 2019

Tesla Update


Tesla keeps tumbling down the chute, to our great amusement and enrichment.

It "should" continue to do so, and in the longer term we are completely confident that it will, however this Tuesday the federal judge's decision on Elon Musk's flagrant contempt looms - see recent news items posted here -  and if the powers that be once again go shamefully easy on this CEO then the stock could rocket higher in the very short term.

If so, we will add to our existing short positions.

The fundamental reasons for being short Tesla are nearly endless.  Simply, it is as compelling a fundamental short as we've seen since late 1999.

As we've stated emphatically many times in this blog in recent months, we see Tesla as a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300. 

Three months ago, on December 17, we posted this graphic with the caption "A typical Tesla owner (car or stock):"


That was just two days after what we now know was a major high, and since then, despite major stock indexes enjoying one of biggest multi-month melt-ups in history, Tesla has collapsed 25% while the prices of their new & used cars along with overall demand for the brand have also cratered.

"Only" customer dissatisfaction & complaints, service waits, and costs have gone up - way up - along with layoffs, executive defections, and store closures while there's increasing and far superior competition in the electric vehicle space at much better pricing from automotive brands known for quality products and service.

Ultimately we always defer to sentiment and technicals.

There's no question that public and media sentiment has staged a palpable turn downward in recent months.  Even some of the most gullible and shameless touts among the flock of Tesla True Believers have begun to openly question the ridiculous and highly ambitious bull narrative along with the constant "misstatements", reversals and bizarre antics of lemming-master Mr. Musk.

Here's the chart (click to view a larger version):


1. Long-term up trend likely soon to be broken and never regained.

2. Parallel line coincidentally marking long-term tops.

3. Major and enduring upside resistance.

The orange ovals indicate multiple touch points of the respective lines.

Note considerable historic support in the $250 range per the tops in 2014, 2015 and 2016, and the big bounces in 2018.  

The rest is self-evident and, we firmly believe only a matter of time.  Probably not a long time, nor a good time for those who stubbornly and imprudently refuse to see the facts or those who have been making insanely bullish price proclamations.

The inset pic at bottom of the chart is not a fabrication, it is in fact CEO Musk's idea of an April Fools' joke almost exactly a year ago.  With that in mind, its worth reconsidering this post from 4 months ago.

We marvel at his curious sense of "humor".

Elon Musk: Tesla nearly went bankrupt

"As soon as a CEO says 'I'm not sure if we'll survive', you're dead." -Elon Musk speaking of Solyndra, the taxpayer-funded fraud that previously occupied Tesla's Fremont factory.

Given the massive taxpayer subsidies Tesla was built and has thrived upon, that may prove to be a quote of exceptionally fine irony in the fullness of time.

No one can say there weren't very obvious, strident warnings and massive flapping red flags however losers will only blame the bears and short-sellers, as losers always do blame others for their own mistakes.  Perhaps worse they will fail to learn from their mistakes, as losers always do.


Click here for the source for the excerpt above.

It is a service to society to sell wilfully ignorant sheep shares they eagerly demand in hyper-overvalued crap companies at high prices then, perhaps, eventually offer the arguably totally undeserved mercy of buying back said shares at far, far lower prices when they are clamoring for cash to satisfy margin calls.

Indeed, Musk himself may soon be in that very margin call situation.




CNBC: Elon Musk touted a lenient return policy for Tesla, but history suggests customers should read the fine print

New York Times: Tesla Sales Slump Hinted At in State Data

This victim suffers the common issue of water leaking into the Tesla trunk, having had it  "repaired" twice already.  It still leaks:




Such stories are legion, as we've documented many times before.  When owning a Tesla often starts off like the following account, what else could you reasonably expect? 

Tesla Motors Club: Tesla Delivery Nightmare

"Signing papers on the kid's back since we didn't even have a table..."

Imagine having so little self-respect as to risk buying a Telsa at this point, much less to go through with the purchase in that fashion? 


We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.




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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Tesla News


CNBC: Tesla and Elon Musk face dozens of lawsuits and investigations far beyond the SEC court fight

Forbes: Tesla's March Quarter Could Be A Disaster

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.

 

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Monday, March 18, 2019

TME Stop Raised Again


TME is trading at a new high since its December IPO, now up 32% since our entry less than two months ago.


Our stop was $14.60, and we're raising it again to $16.60 





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Friday, March 15, 2019

HAIR Stop Raised, Tesla Unveils Model Y


Our recent purchase of HAIR opened 86% higher today on its 4th quarter results and announcement of a pending merger with Venus Concepts.

We'll raise our stop to $0.79

In a typically awkward and very late-starting hype event last night, Tesla CEO Elon Musk unveiled the "new" Model Y.  New is in quotes because it's essentially a taller Model 3 and there's credible doubt it's merely an old design that's been sitting awhile.

There's no firm production date, though they're hoping for one or two years from now, and of course Tesla is notorious for missing such estaimtes by a wide margin, if it is ever built at all.

In typically desperate fashion, they're already taking deposits of course from unquestioning cultists who don't even know the specs yet much less if the company will still be around to deliver given its myriad issues.

Essentially they're giving a cash-strapped company run by an erratic CEO with zero automotive manufacturing experience an interest-free loan.  Such behavior is hallmark of a top in more than just Tesla.

Strangely, the company brags that this promised vehicle will share 75% of its parts and design with the Model 3 which is arguably the worst built and most problem-prone car in modern automotive history if not in all of automotive history.

CNBC: Tesla shares opened down 5% after company unveils 'underwhelming' Model Y

"Tesla is going to face significantly increased EV competition starting with the 2021 model year vehicle, which will be available starting in the spring of 2020," Musk said.

Yet another big lie.  It's already facing massive, superior and far more attractive competition at a better price point from far more reliable and solvent manufacturers. 

Here's one from Kia, a company once known as a rubbish offshore brand that is now making better cars than an American "luxury" brand.

Here's the award-winning all-electric Jaguar i-Pace.

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.
 

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Wednesday, March 13, 2019

Tesla; Desperate Times & Desperate Measures Continue


Business Insider: Tesla just laid off 150 recruitment workers as part of its broader cost cutting 

Bloomberg: When Elon Musk Tried To Destroy A Tesla Whistleblower

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.



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Tesla News and Update


L.A. Times: In reply to contempt motion, Elon Musk gaslights the SEC with an alternate reality

Buiness Insider: Leaked email reveals Elon Musk must approve every person Tesla hires

We reiterate our long-standing prediction that Tesla will end up known as one of modern history's great corporate collapses, with feature films and documentaries in its wake; a hallmark of the top of an epic bull market not just in stocks but in too-easy credit and cult-like gullibility in all aspects of society.

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.

Should Tesla rally materially at some point, we will wish to add a third short position.



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Friday, March 08, 2019

ARU Stop Raised Again


ARU was entered in October and is up considerably, rising as much as 50% the past two days. 


The previous stop was raised recently and today we're raising it again, now to $3.10

ARG stop remains at $0.94




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Thursday, March 07, 2019

A New High In Imprudence





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Wednesday, March 06, 2019

...And On (Tesla)


L.A. Times: Tesla’s Elon Musk, facing contempt charges, says semi-secret meeting was a mistake

Mercury News: Tesla cutting more jobs at Fremont factory

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.


 

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Monday, March 04, 2019

The Tesla Circus Rolls On


Business Insider: 2019 was supposed to be easy for Tesla, but now it's a circus

Bloomberg: Elon Musk Blindsided Tesla Staff With Store-Closing Plans

We remain double-short Tesla, believing it to be a generational shorting opportunity above or near $300.


 
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