Riding The Gravy Train: Tesla Forcing Owners To Keep Windows Open in Winter

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Friday, November 23, 2018

Tesla Forcing Owners To Keep Windows Open in Winter


With the arrival of cold weather, dozens if not hundreds of Tesla owners are already complaining online that their Model 3 cars are not fit for winter.

Most reports center around door handles frozen shut, windows not opening or closing, chargers that won't attach or detach, greatly reduced mileage, as well as a litany of mechincal and structural issues.  Some are spending up to an hour trying to thaw their car with a hair dryer in order to be able to drive to work.

That's a shame, but not underserved for being first adopters of an untested vehicle from a brand reknown for poor quality that's run by a a CEO who's becoming more famous by the day for his lies.  

In typical fashion Tesla released a slapdash software update, and it seems the fix is worse than the problem.

Electrek: Tesla releases new Model 3 software update to address cold weather issue

"Looks like Tesla is not allowing the window to go completely up anymore in order to enable people to safely open doors in cold weather. The disadvantage is that it doesn’t seal the interior ..."

In winter.  In the rain, sleet and cold.

What if you need to wash the winter grime and road salt off your overpriced lemon?  No matter, since these cars are already infamous for leaking water inside when washed.

While the company has provided no end of entetainment in 2018, it seems Tesla news will be even more amusing in the year to come. 

Tesla is at a price level first hit in May 2017 despite its miraculous accounting, CEO-guaranteed positive cash flow & profitability forever going forward, and literally incredible production figures, lagging the general market miserably on the upside but will soon be leading on the downside.

We are short Tesla.

 

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