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Friday, October 19, 2018

Today's Champion

It's still early in the day however it seems we have a sure-fire winner for the day's most embarassing blow-hard CEO, and to everyone's great surprise it's not Elon Musk!

CNBC: CEO berates analysts on conference call: 'You are a disaster...they will have to commit suicide'

"You are a disaster. You are an embarrassment to your parents. With this being said, we are going to use money to reward the long-term shareholders. So, if the stock continues to go down based on these kids that play with computers and somebody else's money, we are going to buy back stock. We are going to screw this guy so badly that I don't believe that they will be able to only resign. They will have to commit suicide."

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Friday, October 19, 2018

Today's Champion

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